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Wednesday, July 30, 2008


okay,
i am fully aware that i have been rather vulgar
over the last few days.hurling profane language.
if it wasn't for that TIONG YAO CONG!
i would not have made a fool out of myself.
wah,that guy.i do not know where to start from.
seriously,it irks me just talking about him.
disgusted,totally turned off.one word. EWW.
although he is my classmate,i have never
took any liking towards him in anyway before.
he is disgusting,he likes to act big,don't even
have any respect for anyone.including teachers.
he is also very rough.GRUMPY is the word.
what disgusts me even more is that
he is a volleyballer.it's like OMGOSH can!!
what a fat ass he is.disgrace!~

okay,enough of descriptions.i shall go on to tell the story.
on friday last week,i kinda quarreled with him.
it was recess,and i was about to play volleyball with my other friends
when he came over and snatch the ball from me.i wasn't pissed at
that time as i was just playing around with him.i got the ball back
and we went to the courtyard to play.as i was eating some chips,
i couldn't join in.hui ci and company started to play first.
then that asshole came along and asked for the volleyball.
then i was signalling to emily that i didn't want to lend the ball to him.
then emily told him that the ball is mine and i have the final decision if
i want to lend the ball to him.this really pissed me off.
he told them that my opinion weren't important and to lend the ball to him.
what the hell la.but i remained silent as i didn't want to stir up
any problems.he literally tried to snatch the ball from us.HOW RUDE!
that was when i flared up and screamed at him.seriously,
he does not have any right to do that. on the other hand,i have
every right to ask him to fuck off.i shall not go into detail how
the quarrel went on.but the reason he gave was that he wanted to
lend the ball to his volleyball juniors to play.SELFISH AIN'T HE!
a similar scenario occurred this morning.it was recess and my
group of friends and i went to the volleyball court in a bid to play there.
but,some fucking people came over and took over the court.
serious assholes.I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT THAT VOLLEYBALLERS
ARE SUCH UNCIVILISED PEOPLE.down right assholes.
YAO CONG even said that being volleyballers,they have the
privilege to use the court.TOTAL BULLSHIT
whatever.as we were 'out numbered', we decided to leave.
but i hollered at him and shouted, "u fucking asshole,
volleyballers big-shot ah? aiya you go home fuck your mama
fuck yourself la, NABEI!,talk to my hand and fuck off la!"
that made him look very bad in front of his juniors.
serves him right for messing with the wrong guy.
power right!i seldom scold people in this manner.it was totally not me.
then on the way back home this afternoon,i was telling emily
that i understand the hokkien vulgarities that i say and asked her
what NABEI means.then she told me NABEI actually means
to curse someones father to die.then i was like."serious?i didn't
know loh.please la i'm targeting YAO CONG.not his parents."
so i kinda like said sorry to myself.LOL.
i hafta change this habit already.but i will never tolerate
that kind of behavior from YAO CONG.trying to ACT BIG.
sorry,but it's not working for me.maybe you should try something else.
SUCKER!

other then that,i had a very fun day at school
playing volleyball with my team mates.
hahas,yulian eunice and i kinda thought of forming
our own volleyball team.
and we came up with the name
YESHEHTION.
it's supposed to be pronounced as
YES-HEH-TION.
cool right.my very own volleyball team.
and guess what,i am the team captain.
LOL can.
we even thought of making our own jersey.
HAHAHS.
anyways,
my team consists of
YULIAN-Y
EUNICE-E
SAMSON-S
HILARY-H
EMILY-E
HUICI-H
T
I
O
N
AND ANASTASIA AS OUR SUB!


posted at 10:08 pm

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

okay,i've just read the most recent post
at my cousin's blog and realized how
brittle relationships can actually be.
i have no right to pry into her
affairs so i shall not go into details.
seriously,what is love?i don't
get it.what the hell is wrong with
people nowadays?life seems so wrong
to me.and it's seriously not working
out for me.but why.this is a question
i ask very often but never once,were
those answes given to me.i think
that i should just give up. :D

almost the whole class was loafing
around and sleeping before english
period.HOW FUN! :D ;




and VOLLEYBALL is fun!
what's more.it has my name on it!
hahas.no matter how lousy my skills
are,friends around makes it FUN!


ride home on 302 after a volleyball
session at school.

emily;hilary[the heh team]
anastasia; I [the hoh team]

this is a very rare pic.
but nice though..i think
hilary should be the
spokeswomen of some
shampoo.maybe
dove?or sunsilk?
hahas.whatever.
have a nice week ahead. :D

to some random people;
stop trying to act pitiful
to grab everyones attention.
you are just making things
ugly between some people.
so just stop whatever your
are doing.full of rubbish!

posted at 10:57 pm

Monday, July 28, 2008




my son ; MIKO GAO XIAO MING








pictures on friday:25th july
saturday:26th july 2008 ;
tmx forever :D














random gay-ness.LOL.

i may look or act gay,
but i AM NOT one.
let me make it very clear.
i'm not criticizing gays in
particular,but i just
hate it when people say that
i'm gay.it hurts okay?
FUCKTARD! whatever,
imagine someone calling you names.
i bet you never had any of these
encounters before because
you are all that 'perfect'.so,

SUCK MY DICK YOU
FUCKING BITCH!
AND GO FUCK YOURSELF!













whatever,

posted at 6:39 pm

Thursday, July 24, 2008


RANDOM-NESS :D X.T.M

and my favourite song now is OFFICIALLY:
WHEN I GROW UP-pussycat dolls.
sleek and catchy song.
you guys should catch the music video.
SIZZLING HOT MAN!
nicole and the dolls, omgosh!
hahas.

k,i hafta get this off my chest.
my mother just hollered at me just
because i forgot to close the fridge's door,
which i distinctively remember to close.
JUST FUCK OFF! is it worth scolding your
son for that fuckingly irritating half-spoilt
kinda refrigerator? use your brains will you?
get off my back man!seriously.it's like EWW!
whatever.just feel like leaving this house.
i've had enough.ppl keep telling me to count my
blessings and that i have a very wonderful family.
please! just cut it out. SHUT YOUR TRAPS!
my only family members are DAGU, my COUSINS
and MIGO.maybe my sisters too?
but i seriously don't give a heck about my parents.
so what if they gave birth to me?big shot?LOLS
this is absolutely hilarious!hahas.and i'm being sarcastic
and you know what,you are the one who taught me how,
my DEAREST FATHER! boo,get outta my life!
shoot you~ BANG BANG!
whatever-ness.

ps;lyrics-when i grow up

What's up you sexy, and you don't care what they say See everytime you turn around you saying my name
What's up you sexy and you don't care what they say See everytime you turn around you screaming my name
(Don't Yall)

Now I got a confession (haha, ha, ha ha)
When I was young I wanted attention(haha, ha, ha ha)
and I promised myself that I'd do anything (haha, ha, ha ha)
anything enough to get men to notice me (haha, ha, ha ha)

But I ain't complaining
We all wanna be famous
So go ahead and say what you wanna say
You know what it's like to be famous
When everybody know what your name is
Cause see when I was younger I would say

When I grow up I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies
When I grow up I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies
When I grow up,I wanna be on TV, people know me, be on magazines
When I grow up, freshly cleaned, number one chick, when i step out on the scene

But be careful what you wish for cause
you just might get it
you just might get it
you just might get it

But be careful what you wish for cause
you just might get it
you just might get it
you just might get it

They used to tell me I was fooling,(ha ha ha ha)
until I popped up on the TV (la la la la)
I always wanted to be a superstar,(ha ha ha ha)
who knew singing songs would get me this far (lala la, la la)

But I ain't complaining
We all wanna be famous
So go ahead and say what you wanna say
You know what it's like to be famous
When everybody know what your name is
Cause see when I was younger I would say

When I grow up I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies
When I grow up I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies
When I grow up,I wanna be on TV, people know me, be on magazines
When I grow up, freshly cleaned, number one chick, when i step out on the scene

But be careful what you wish for cause
you just might get it
you just might get it
you just might get it

But be careful what you wish for cause
you just might get it
you just might get it
you just might get it

Yes I'm astouding me, I'm a trend setter,
yes this is true cause what I do no one can do it better
You can talk about me cause I'm a hot 'sup bitch
I see you watchin' me watchin' me and I know you want it

When I grow up I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies
When I grow up I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies
When I grow up,I wanna be on TV, people know me, be on magazines
When I grow up, freshly cleaned, number one chick, when i step out on the scene

But be careful what you wish for cause
you just might get it
you just might get it
you just might get it

But be careful what you wish for cause
you just might get it
you just might get it
you just might get it

When I grow up I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies
When I grow up I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies
When I grow up,I wanna be on TV, people know me, be on magazines
When I grow up, freshly cleaned, number one chick, when i step out on the scene

But be careful what you wish for cause
you just might get it
you just might get it
you just might get it

But be careful what you wish for cause
you just might get it
you just might get it
you just might get it

Yeah (Don't Y'all)

posted at 10:22 pm

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

hey ppl!.
hahas,i'm blogging again.
and you know what? the com is still
home.wonder why.LOLS.but it's
providing me with enough entertainment.
very BOREDEDED! that's my life man.
FULL OF BULL SHIT!hahas kns siol!
and anyways,just for some ppl's info,
i ain't acting english.that's who i am.
so just shut the fuck up and mind
your own business. ARSEHOLES!
BOO.get outta mah life okay? :D
THANK YOU.

posted at 8:54 pm

Sunday, July 20, 2008

FIRSTLY,IT'S A MIRACLE THE COM'S STILL HOME. :D
WENT OUT WITH THE TWO 'LADIES' TO ECP!
MISS TAN AND I ROLLER-BLADED WHILE LITING CYCLED.
A DAY FULL OF MISHAPS.LITERALY!
A FEW NEAR 'DEATH' ACCIDENTS OCCURED.
YOU WILL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED SOON ENOUGH.

T.M.X ;cousinship never ends.














ALL THE UNFORTUNATE EVENTS BEGAN WHEN
WE RENTED THE SKATES. [ONCE IS ENOUGH]
IT ALL STARTED WITH MEI SIS FALLING
ON HER KNEES,NEXT WAS ME,FALLING ON MY ASS.
THAT HURT A LOT! NEXT WAS YOURS TRULY AGAIN,
NOT FALLING THIS TIME,BUT SCREAMS AND HOLLERINGS.
WITH THOSE AMATEUR SKILLS OF MINE.
AND LASTLY,ME AGAIN.AND THIS ONE WAS NEAR-FATALITY.
I ALMOST LOST MY PRECIOUS.MY DICK RAMMED INTO DBQ'S
BIKE.AND WHAT'S MORE.SHE TOOK PICTURES AND IT NEVER
CROSSED HER MIND TO LEND A HELPING HAND TO THIS
GROANING HELPLESS GUY.[MY KNEE GUARDS WERE STUCK
TO HER BIKE SO I COULDN'T MOVE].WHAT AN ASS.
IT WAS AN AGONISING ORDEAL.IT'S DAMN LUCKY THAT MY BIRD
DIDN'T FLY OFF JUST LIKE THAT.IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. :D
WHAT THE HELL CAN! BUT COMING TO THINK OF IT,IT WAS SERIOUSLY
HILARIOUS.I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF IN THE MIDST OF MY PAIN.
NOW,IF YOU YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW IT HURT.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT,I THOUGHT MORE ABOUT
MY NEW BAG THAN MY DICK.CRAZY RIGHT ?



RANDOM CAM-WHORING




THE SINGAPORE FLYER.
NEVER BEEN ON IT BUT IT'S
CERTAINLY STUNNING. :D


THINK WE'LL BE GOING AGAIN NEXT WEEK.
BUT NO MORE SKATES!

posted at 11:15 pm

Friday, July 18, 2008

WOW!FINALLY I GET TO USE THE COMPUTER.
IT'S BEEN AGES.SERIOUSLY.BUT I'M STILL HAPPY.
THIS POST IS FULL OF THE PICTURES I TOOK IN THE
MONTH OF JULY.FULL OF NONSENSE AND LAME THINGS,
BUT NEVERTHELESS,PLEASE ENJOY. :D
BEGINNING WITH TODAY'S SESSION AT K BOX!









AND MIGO IS SO DAMN CUTE!




FROZEN GRAPES ARE BEST!


DAY OUT AT EAST COAST!










UNGLAMS ARE ALWAYS FUNNY!




















WHAT'S MORE,I'M HARDWORKING!



SOME RANDOM SHOTS. :D












IT MIGHT BE A RATHER LONG TIME
TILL THE NEXT TIME I BLOG. SO,
MISS ME MUCH MUCH! :D

posted at 8:09 pm